Starring
Professor Hans Mommsen of Bochum University, Germany, as himself
Peter Monteith as the Grinning Clown
David Brockschmidt as the Crusading Revisionist
Plus
Peter Monteith’s Overweight Bodyguard
Peter’s two Goons with clubs and handcuffs
The Mystery Screamer
Twenty intelligent students (rumor has it, they exist)
It was 10:55 a.m. on …