Audrey Pinque

Between spring of 1999 and late 2001, Audrey Pinque served as Bradley Smith's office assistant. She also wrote brief opinion pieces for Smith's Report during that time using the pen name Mackenzie Paine.


As we go to print I have to wonder if Bradley isn’t regretting, just slightly, actually paying a woman to nag him. When he hired me he said that he wanted to get organized. What the poor man didn’t know is that I am an obsessive organizer. So here we …