AOL Keeps Pornography on the Net Under Control!

A dejected subscriber is printed and processed for banishment after being caught using one of AOL's forbidden words, "breast", on-line. Cyber Police scoffed at his plaintive insistence that he was trying to say "beast" and that he "never could spell too good noway."

"A likely goddamned story!" they sniffed. "These animals will say anything to avoid responsibility for the filth they spread. Book him, Dan'l!"