Satire/Humor

We don’t smile because we are happy, but we are happy because we smile. So don’t forget a good laugh once in a while, even – or especially – if things aren’t funny.

The Hole in the Door

Introduction It is important for understanding political and religious phenomena to realize that abnormal behavior is transmittable. At the turn of the 19th to the 20th century, the German neurologist Kraepelin described a condition which he called “induced insanity”.[1] Thereby a psychotic person, called the Inductor, can cause a similar sickness in otherwise normal persons….

Barack Obama’s Jive and Wail

Among Arabian myths, few stories have excited our imagination more than Ali Baba and his Forty Thieves. As Ali Baba recited the words “Open Sesame,” the sealed doors to a lair full of unimaginable riches mysteriously opened. In a similar manner, western politicians profanely invoke the secret word “Auschwitz” in the expectation that it will…

An Unusual Case of the Runs

I recently had an opportunity to speak person to person with an Auschwitz survivor… allow me to relate the circumstances: I was sitting with my son at a table in a patio which is surrounded by various shops and restaurants in Los Angeles. There are also two escalators ascending and descending to and from the…

Exposing the Santa Claus Hoax

THE VISALIA RECORD MONDAY, DECEMBER 24, 2001 ***** TODAY'S FORECAST: Blustery Today's SPECIAL HOLIDAY EDITION is written by the students and teachersof the 3rd grade at Judge Gray Elementary School Today's Headlines: Is Santa Claus a Hoax? Toilets Overflow in Boys Room The Busdriver's Hamster Died LEAD STORY Is Santa Claus a Hoax? Children at…

Grandma’s Ashes

published by Actors Drama Library, New York Cityin association withL’Atelier des Rêves © 2000 Cast of Characters PA: BOY: GIRL: CLERK: MAYOR: MINISTER: BANKER: The play is set in a small town and its outskirts. Scene I AT RISE: A wooded place. PA stands in front of a curtained area; BOY crouches next to him….

Musidorus the Cannibal

© January 20, 2000 Joseph Sobran Long ago there was a bitter war between the kingdoms of Scythia and Bohemia. It began when the Scythian king, Lobo the Bold, claimed by ancient right some lands on the Bohemian seacoast, which he invaded, slaughtering the Bohemians who had lived there peacefully for many generations. The Bohemian…

The Dictionary of Neo-Paleo Deholocaustolithification, Revised

Inspired by the incredible verbal dances of the past half century in support of the insupportable. Includes the never before compiled self-evident- Evil-Nazi-Ordinary-Blonde-Beasts'-Secret-Code-Words of WWII legend. de-ho-lo-caust-o-lith-i-fi-ca-tion – n. The art of comparing and making a point about whopping big infallible Holocaust facts that were once written in stone to different infallible Holocaust facts that…

Hit the Road Before It Hits You

“Think of the internet as a highway.” — There it is again. Some clueless fool talking about the “Information Superhighway.” They don't know didley about the Net. It's nothing like a superhighway. That's a rotten metaphor. Suppose the metaphor ran in the other direction. Suppose the highways were like the Net… A highway hundreds of…

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